How To Get The Best Seat In The House
You just cant make this stuff up, people.  I guess you could, but the real life stuff is better.  Like for instance did you know there is a cheap economical way to fly first class? All you have to do is die in flight, and the flight crew will drag your dead body to 1st class, tie you in with a seat belt and pad you with pillows.  The Pillows are to keep you from being inured if you fall.  Thoughtful folks! Thats class! First Class!

Chinese Politicians: Beware or Pay The Price
Did you know the remote Chinese villages they have had enough of corrupt politicians! Its true!! They have rioted in places and let the Chinese government know that they will not tolerate any more corruption from any political figures at all.  Something else not tolerated is a dirty rotten political refusing to pay them bribes for votes. Nothing is more dangerous than an unbribed Chinese villager. Unless  you are wealthy, I don't recommend running for office in China.  Its a nice place to visit, but just don't stay there.

Kamikaze Bikers of Dutchland
Beware of elderly Dutch Kamikaze Bicyclists.., especially if you're a shop lifter. They'll nail you at  great personal expense to limb and bicycle. I'm not sure if they use the same tactic on politicians or not, but perhaps they should. It would send a message like, "We're old, We're bad and we just wont take it any more" [insert theme song by T.S."We're Not Going To Take It", here]

Where da love, people? Where da love?